17 of Seth Meyers's best jokes from the Golden Globes

17 of Seth Meyers's best jokes from the Golden Globes

His first joke is about marijuana (it's legal) and sexual harassment (not legal). On the TV side, look for Hulu's dystopian "The Handmaid's Tale" and HBO's star-studded "Big Little Lies" to win big.

The awards will be hosted by Seth Meyers.

The proposed red carpet blackout has dominated headlines about the Golden Globes since it was announced late a year ago.

17 of Seth Meyers's best jokes from the Golden Globes

Host Seth Meyers took the stage and began by greeting the crowd as "Ladies and remaining gentlemen".

And you'll have to judge the fashion by yourself - for the first time in years, there will be no "Fashion Police" on on Monday night to analyze all the gowns and tuxes, as the series on E! officially wrapped up for good in November.

As Meyers (Communication '96) noted, however, given the circumstances in Hollywood it might have been more appropriate for a woman to host the show.

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The Globes had always been the stomping grounds of disgraced mogul Harvey Weinstein, whose downfall precipitated allegations against James Toback, Kevin Spacey and many others. "Remember that? Simpler times". Weinstein presided over two decades of Globes winners and was well-known for his manipulation of the Hollywood Foreign Press Association, the 89-member group that puts on the Globes. "Don't worry because he'll be back in 20 year when he becomes the first person ever booed during the In Memoriam". "When I first heard about a film where a woman falls in love with a disgusting monster, I thought it was a Woody Allen movie", Meyers said, referring to Guillermo del Toro's best picture nominee The Shape of Water.

"I was happy to hear they were going to do another season of "House of Cards.' Is Christopher Plummer available for that too?" he said, referring to the frantic re-filming of 'All the Money in the World" following accusations being made against the star, Kevin Spacey.

"I hope [Christopher] can do a Southern accent, because Kevin Spacey sure couldn't", Seth said. She told E!: "I think people are aware now of a power imbalance and that is something that leads to abuse".

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Spacey was also fired from the Netflix show, which he fronted. Jokes about how he was unqualified to be president and some have said that night convinced him to run.

"It's an incredible opportunity to get to go with a friend, an activist, someone who can have our voices together because we've been separated for so long. and how much louder and stronger our voices can be when we come together", Portman said. "You are too mean and unrelatable.' Now we just wait and see".

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