'SNL' Cold Open Spoofs 'The Bachelor' Finale, Mueller Probe

Kate Mc Kinnon as Attorney General Jeff Sessions Cecily Strong as Contestant during

The sketch poked fun at the finale of ABC's reality show The Bachelor, in which Arie Luyendyk Jr. split up with his short-lived fiancée, Becca Kufrin.

Another highlight of the episode was when Kenan Thompson's Family Feud sketch turned its gaze towards Oscar winners and losers, featuring Kate McKinnon as Frances McDormand, Beck Bennett as Guillermo del Toro and Chris Redd as Jordan Peele.

The special counsel warned that if the voter got what she wanted out of their relationship - also known as the Russian probe - her life could spin out of control with Vice President Pence assuming the role as commander-in-chief.

Mueller broke the news that he was "only half in with collusion" and that he had his mind on prosecuting the President for obstruction of justice instead.

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"I'm not going to give you a hug goodbye", she told Mueller.

Mueller filed charges against 13 Russians and three Russian groups for interfering in the US election earlier this month, alleging a conspiracy to sow political divisions in the U.S. "Honestly, probably six", he replied.

"Saturday Night Live" combined the biggest news stories in politics and pop culture from the last week with its March 10 cold open that saw Robert Mueller (Kate McKinnon) as "The Bachelor". "I think I need to explore the possibility that I have a stronger case with some other stuff", the fake Mueller says.

SNL tackled both, with Mueller sitting down with Becca K and admitting, "I'm just trying to be honest with you that I can't commit to collusion right now".

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"This is f-ing embarrassing", Strong's Becca said.

On Saturday, SNL pulled two of the top headlines from the week-the overly-dramatic Bachelor season finale and the ongoing kerfuffle that is the Trump-Russia investigation-and married them into one funny-as-hell skit.

"So. What, you don't have Trump on collusion?"

"Collusion is the only thing I've been looking forward to for the past year", sobs Strong. "He's just gonna be president?" What about Stormy Daniels?

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The cold open Saturday night depicted the independent prosecutor performing the inevitable breakup from the reality series. "A drama so unnerving you can't look away".

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